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    Darren Clarke

    Strongside/Weakside • sports • golf • ISSUE 47•30 • Jul 24, 2011
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    No one expected fun-loving Darren Clarke to win the British Open, but the Guinness-and-cigarettes-loving Irishman took his first major at the age of 42. Is he any good?

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