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    Dating

    Slideshow • Local • ISSUE 44•31 • Dec 13, 2008
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    • Woman Begins To Regret Dating Someone Spontaneous

      AUBURN, CA—After four months of romantic involvement, Wells Fargo mortgage lending assistant Heidi Bird, 27, said Monday that she is beginning to regret getting into a relationship with the carefree Jason Maddox.
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    • Short-Distance Relationship Too Much Work

      GASTONIA, NC—After four months together, sales manager Jack Petrakis, 29, and paralegal Justine Froeger, 26, reported Tuesday that dating someone who lives in the same building isn't worth the hassle.
      2 of 10
    • Queen Elizabeth II Announces She's Pregnant Again

      LONDON—The queen assured her 59-year-old son, Prince Charles, that he was still special, and the baby would not replace him as the heir apparent to the crown.
      3 of 10
    • Sorta-Attractive Girl Half-Heartedly Hit On

      COOL SPRINGS, TN—During a weekend house party characterized as
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    • Boyfriend Ready To Take Relationship To Previous Level

      COLUMBIA, SC—"I can tell by the look in her eyes—that loving, longing gaze—that I must act now before I miss my chance," boyfriend Matthew Sullivan said.
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    • Rhino, Tickbird Stuck In Dead-End Symbiotic Relationship

      POLOKWANE, SOUTH AFRICA—"We just go through the motions and there's hardly any communication. I get on top and take the parasites off while he just lays there," the tickbird said.
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    • Divorced Branding Exec Generates Buzz Before Getting Back Out There

      CHICAGO—Recently divorced Saatchi & Saatchi branding executive Brad Stritch, 38, has already generated considerable buzz in the Chicago singles community about his return to the highly competitive world of dating, friends and coworkers told the press Monday.
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    • Conspiracy Theorist Has Elaborate Explanation For Why He's Single

      SIOUX FALLS, SD—Robert Ericsson's 18-page manifesto implicates
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    • Breakup Secretly Hilarious To Friends

      ATHENS, GA—The inevitable breakup of Henry Loemer and Frieda Jaynes, which occurred publicly on Sept. 25, left almost a dozen local residents secretly amused Monday.
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    • Date Disastrously Bypasses Physical Intimacy, Goes Straight To Emotional Intimacy

      CHAPEL HILL, NC—An initially promising date between University of North Carolina seniors Mike Rafelson and Jill Zehme veered disastrously off course Monday night, when the two skipped directly to intense emotional bonding, tragically bypassing the physical intimacy that usually precedes it.
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