Deadlifting Championship Once Again Won By Transylvania
REYKJAVIK, ICELAND—The Twinlab International
Powerlifting Championships ended predictably Sunday, as for the 47th
consecutive year, the Transylvanian team swept the deadlifting events. "We
Transylvanian lifters of the dead have a saying: 'You've got to vant it,'" said
Transylvanian dark-strength coach Comte von Alucard III. "Yes
The creatures of
the night
What beautiful powerlifting competitors they make." The
Transylvanian squad will once again leave the world championship with two
awards despite finishing first through third, as team officials hissed and drew
back when presented with the silver medal.
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