American Voices

Dean: One Candidate Must Quit

April 30, 2008 | ISSUE 44•18

Democratic Party chairman Howard Dean said that, in order to maintain party unity, either Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama would have to drop out of the presidential primary race. What do you think?

  • Shouldn't be a problem. The Clintons have always bowed out gracefully.

    Alice Peralta
    Systems Analyst

  • Nah, I bet they could also maintain unity if one of them died in a plane crash.

    Roy Messner
    Construction Worker

  • I agree. Americans participating in the democratic process by getting to vote has become a needless waste of time.

    Kenny Stoyanoff
    Church Organist

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