Defense Labs Hack May Be Chinese

A cyberattack on computers in a U.S. nuclear weapons laboratory is suspected to have been of Chinese origin. What do you think?

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  “I guess they should probably start requiring a password at www.AmericanNuclearSecrets.com.”

  Fritz Klasko –
  Porter

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  “It's going to be tough to catch those responsible since there are 1,321,851,888 suspects.”

  Samantha McGeorge –
  Hypno-Therapist

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  “I'm confident that people who really appreciate nuclear weapons technology will wait for the official U.S. launch in July.”

  Henry Lee –
  Dog Walker