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Dell Recalls 4 Million Batteries

August 17, 2006 | ISSUE 42•33

In the largest consumer-electronics recall in history, Dell has been forced to call back more than 4 million laptop batteries because of possible fire danger. What do you think?

  • That's too bad. My Dell laptop's constant overheating was the only thing I could rely on it for.

    Zach Pufall
    Student

  • Recalls are such hassles—the packaging, the shipping, the waiting. Frankly, I'd rather save the time and just let my house burn down.

    Casey Hamer
    Appliance Repairman

  • Can I have mine shipped straight to the Bangalore call center? Because I'd like 'Jim' to take a shot turning it off and on for awhile.

    Carolle Fields
    Network Program Assistant

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