American Voices

Dentistry Postpones Lil Wayne Prison Term

February 11, 2010 | ISSUE 46•06

Though scheduled to face sentencing on weapons charges, rapper Lil Wayne, born Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr., had his imprisonment postponed Tuesday so that a dentist could fix his cracked tooth. What do you think?

  • That's the oldest trick in the book. He's just going to the dentist to get his hands on one of those complimentary toothbrushes, which he can then whittle into a shiv.

    Mark Andrews
    Outside Sales Representative

  • A similar thing happened to me, but it was just a cavity. Also, it was a water park, not jail.

    Marvin Allen
    Insurance Agent

  • I'm beginning to suspect that Lil Wayne doesn't want to go to prison.

    Kari Marsh
    Financial Advisor

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