Dentistry Postpones Lil Wayne Prison Term

Though scheduled to face sentencing on weapons charges, rapper Lil Wayne, born Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr., had his imprisonment postponed Tuesday so that a dentist could fix his cracked tooth. What do you think?

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  “That's the oldest trick in the book. He's just going to the dentist to get his hands on one of those complimentary toothbrushes, which he can then whittle into a shiv.”

  Mark Andrews –
  Outside Sales Representative

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  “A similar thing happened to me, but it was just a cavity. Also, it was a water park, not jail.”

  Marvin Allen –
  Insurance Agent

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  “I'm beginning to suspect that Lil Wayne doesn't want to go to prison.”

  Kari Marsh –
  Financial Advisor