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Detroit Facing Corpse Surplus

October 5, 2009 | ISSUE 45•41

Corpses are piling up in the Wayne County Morgue in Detroit because families and loved ones can't afford to bury or cremate the bodies. What do you think?

  • At least they have a roof over their heads and no cares in the world. There are a lot Michiganders who would gladly trade places with those corpses."

    Jun Weneau
    Systems Analyst

  • Ford's doing okay. Maybe they need some crash-test dummies?"

    June Reno
    Elevator Operator

  • Being dead, though, probably is the best way to experience Detroit."

    Yan Juno
    Rack Carrier

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