DHS Cuts New York Defense

American Voicespoliticiansterror ISSUE 42•22 Jun 5, 2006

The City of New York is up in arms after its Homeland-Security budget was slashed nearly in half. What do you think?

  • “It's about time we shifted that money to protect cities like Omaha, where the world's largest ball of stamps sits completely unsecured.”

    Mark Jameson –
    Busboy

  • “I'm sick of New Yorkers bragging about all their fancy targets. Take one look at Mackinac Island's fudge-shop row and tell me that wouldn't give a terrorist a few ideas.”

    Gina Baird –
    Systems Analyst

  • “The news coincides perfectly with the release of my guidebook Protecting New York On $10 A Day.”

    Ted Gillespie –
    Admissions Agent