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DHS Cuts New York Defense

June 5, 2006 | ISSUE 42•22

The City of New York is up in arms after its Homeland-Security budget was slashed nearly in half. What do you think?

  • It's about time we shifted that money to protect cities like Omaha, where the world's largest ball of stamps sits completely unsecured.

    Mark Jameson
    Busboy

  • I'm sick of New Yorkers bragging about all their fancy targets. Take one look at Mackinac Island's fudge-shop row and tell me that wouldn't give a terrorist a few ideas.

    Gina Baird
    Systems Analyst

  • The news coincides perfectly with the release of my guidebook Protecting New York On $10 A Day.

    Ted Gillespie
    Admissions Agent

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