Last week, vice-president Dick Cheney, a four-time heart-attack victim, underwent angioplasty surgery. What do you think about his heart problems?

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  Wait a second: I thought Bush was the one with the heart, and Cheney was the one with the brains.

  Adrienne Knox
  Student

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  Dick Cheney's heart may be a mass of marbleized fat and its arteries choked with bacon rind, but to me, it's made of one thing: pure gold.

  Benjamin Evans
  Systems Analyst

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  If Cheney ever has a heart attack during a press conference, he should clutch his chest and shout, 'Elizabeth, I'm comin'!'

  Pete Powell
  Clerk

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  Cheney has failed to heed the cautionary words of Billy Joel, who warns that working too hard can give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.

  Carolyn Hester
  Caterer

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  As a doctor holding a plastic, cross-sectioned model of a human heart, let me just say this: Think of the heart as a piston in a car engine...

  Marc Andersen
  Cardiologist

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  So Cheney went back to work a day after heart surgery? I gotta hand it to him–he practices what he preaches, healthcare-wise.

  Bud Lathrop
  Roofer