Dick Cheney's Heart
0Last week, vice-president Dick Cheney, a four-time heart-attack victim, underwent angioplasty surgery. What do you think about his heart problems?
“Wait a second: I thought Bush was the one with the heart, and Cheney was the one with the brains.”
Adrienne Knox –
Student“Dick Cheney's heart may be a mass of marbleized fat and its arteries choked with bacon rind, but to me, it's made of one thing: pure gold.”
Benjamin Evans –
Systems Analyst“If Cheney ever has a heart attack during a press conference, he should clutch his chest and shout, 'Elizabeth, I'm comin'!'”
Pete Powell –
Clerk“Cheney has failed to heed the cautionary words of Billy Joel, who warns that working too hard can give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.”
Carolyn Hester –
Caterer“As a doctor holding a plastic, cross-sectioned model of a human heart, let me just say this: Think of the heart as a piston in a car engine...”
Marc Andersen –
Cardiologist“So Cheney went back to work a day after heart surgery? I gotta hand it to him–he practices what he preaches, healthcare-wise.”
Bud Lathrop –
Roofer
