Dieting Doesn't Work

According to a comprehensive review of 31 long-term studies, scientists at the University of California say that dieting does not result in permanent weight loss. What do you think?

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  “As the owner of a sweat pants warehouse, this couldn't be better news.”

  Marc LeSage –
  Systems Analyst

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  “That's okay with me since I only diet to lose weight for specific occasions like special events, vacations, or when I want my ex- boyfriends to regret dumping me.”

  Becca Potter –
  Mail Sorter

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  “When will Americans learn that dieting is not enough and must be combined with a healthy regimen of amphetamines to ensure weight loss.”

  Neil Gaines –
  Armored Car Driver