American Voices

Dieting Doesn't Work

June 26, 2007 | ISSUE 43•26

According to a comprehensive review of 31 long-term studies, scientists at the University of California say that dieting does not result in permanent weight loss. What do you think?

  • As the owner of a sweat pants warehouse, this couldn't be better news.

    Marc LeSage
    Systems Analyst

  • That's okay with me since I only diet to lose weight for specific occasions like special events, vacations, or when I want my ex- boyfriends to regret dumping me.

    Becca Potter
    Mail Sorter

  • When will Americans learn that dieting is not enough and must be combined with a healthy regimen of amphetamines to ensure weight loss.

    Neil Gaines
    Armored Car Driver

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