DirecTV Launching Channel For Dogs

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 49•28 Jul 11, 2013

Satellite service provider DirecTV announced this week that beginning in August, the network will broadcast DogTV, a subscription-based channel with 24-hour programming for canines including short segments of green fields, doorbells, vacuum cleaners, and other stimuli. What do you think?

  • “I don’t know. My dog has a pretty short attention span.”

    Ted Kroopf –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Do they have anything for turtles? Because mine always looks bored as hell.”

    Jessica Mitchell –
    Lace Separator

  • “Now I know who that channel is for, but I doubt I’ll enjoy it any less.”

    Robert Hauser –
    Gelatin Maker

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