Disney World Visitors Contract Mystery Illness

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 48•30 Jul 27, 2012

Since June, several dozen visitors to Walt Disney World’s Wild Africa Trek in Florida have been sickened by an unknown illness that causes flu-like symptoms, including nausea, fatigue, and diarrhea. What do you think?

  • “Flu-like? If I’m paying for a true African experience I better be getting some malaria-like or sickle-cell-type symptoms.”

    Scott Dube –
    Unemployed

  • “That’s why I never let my kids stray beyond the sanitary confines of Epcot’s Norway Pavilion.”

    Gordon Julow –
    Dehydrating-Press Operator

  • “Uh-oh. They didn’t accidentally touch Goofy, did they?”

    Ralph Borja –
    Harbor Master