I got an early start this morning to try and track down "An American President" on VHS somewhere here in Denver. Haven't found it yet, but I did come across this:

It saddens me when people trade on my good name for their own profit. I'm not too keen on lawyers but this one might just merit a call to an attorney.

Unfortunately, this isn't the first time this sort of thing has happened. Back in the 1970s, when my son was playing softball, I got roped into buying jerseys for the kids. It was a real pain in the neck, but my point in relaying this is that when I went to order I noticed the color choice "Kelly Green." I was furious. But what could I do? Take on the whole garment industry?

There's a lot of piss under the bridge since then and my son and I are no longer on speaking terms, but through it all I have never forgotten that slight by the Capitol Hill Jersey and Sports Company. That's both the promise and the peril of America – everyone's trying to make a buck and everyone's trying to rip you off.

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