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DNC Coverage: Denver's True Colors

By Kelly
Onion Editorial Cartoonist
August 25, 2008 |

After waiting what seemed like an eternity, my bus finally arrived. But just look at the driver!

We had a saying back in the ‘60s – "Keep America Beautiful – Get a Haircut." This fellow obviously missed it. Someone forgot to tell him "pony's tails" are for little girls!

So now I bet you think Denver is a "let it all hang out" place. But just look at the sign in the upper right hand corner – "NO GAMBLING." I guess Denver encourages people to "do their own thing" as long as it complies with their OVER-REGULATION!

As far as putting your best foot forward, Denver, you could have done better by your visiting countrymen.

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