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DNC Coverage: Off To A Bad Start

By Kelly
Onion Editorial Cartoonist
August 25, 2008 |

Have arrived in Denver STOP.

Flew the so-called "Frontier" airlines STOP.

Not what I was hoping for STOP.

Where are the grizzlies, loggers, gold prospectors, adventure? STOP.

Some frontier STOP.

Makes one wonder if The West was really won at all STOP.

Kelly signing off END.

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