Last week, the South Koreans became the first to clone a dog, reigniting a longstanding ethical debate. What do you think?

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  This is a crucial breakthrough, as it's nearly impossible to get two dogs to fuck anymore.

  Gary Burch
  Purchasing Agent

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  I heard that cloned dog is highly unstable. Supposedly, if you pet it, its head'll, like, blow up.

  Kim Casarez
  Assessor

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  As a Christian fundamentalist with a literal stance toward interpreting Scripture, I can't help but think that this could have saved Noah a lot of deck space.

  Dede Greenwald
  NA Counselor

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  Did they rip the dog in two? Because that's how I cloned my starfish.

  Joshua Green
  Pile-Driver Operator

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  The terrifying world of the future turns out to be pretty friggin' cute. Puppy! Puppy!

  Bulah Albers
  Systems Analyst

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  I'm not sure what I think about the Koreans cloning a dog, but I'm pretty sure I know what my hateful loudmouth racist of a neighbor's gonna say.

  Mark Golin
  Watchmaker