American Voices

Dog Cloning

August 10, 2005 | ISSUE 41•32

Last week, the South Koreans became the first to clone a dog, reigniting a longstanding ethical debate. What do you think?

  • This is a crucial breakthrough, as it's nearly impossible to get two dogs to fuck anymore.

    Gary Burch
    Purchasing Agent

  • I heard that cloned dog is highly unstable. Supposedly, if you pet it, its head'll, like, blow up.

    Kim Casarez
    Assessor

  • As a Christian fundamentalist with a literal stance toward interpreting Scripture, I can't help but think that this could have saved Noah a lot of deck space.

    Dede Greenwald
    NA Counselor

  • Did they rip the dog in two? Because that's how I cloned my starfish.

    Joshua Green
    Pile-Driver Operator

  • The terrifying world of the future turns out to be pretty friggin' cute. Puppy! Puppy!

    Bulah Albers
    Systems Analyst

  • I'm not sure what I think about the Koreans cloning a dog, but I'm pretty sure I know what my hateful loudmouth racist of a neighbor's gonna say.

    Mark Golin
    Watchmaker

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