Dog Cloning
0Last week, the South Koreans became the first to clone a dog, reigniting a longstanding ethical debate. What do you think?
“This is a crucial breakthrough, as it's nearly impossible to get two dogs to fuck anymore.”
Gary Burch –
Purchasing Agent“I heard that cloned dog is highly unstable. Supposedly, if you pet it, its head'll, like, blow up.”
Kim Casarez –
Assessor“As a Christian fundamentalist with a literal stance toward interpreting Scripture, I can't help but think that this could have saved Noah a lot of deck space.”
Dede Greenwald –
NA Counselor“Did they rip the dog in two? Because that's how I cloned my starfish.”
Joshua Green –
Pile-Driver Operator“The terrifying world of the future turns out to be pretty friggin' cute. Puppy! Puppy!”
Bulah Albers –
Systems Analyst“I'm not sure what I think about the Koreans cloning a dog, but I'm pretty sure I know what my hateful loudmouth racist of a neighbor's gonna say.”
Mark Golin –
Watchmaker
