Dog Cloning

Last week, the South Koreans became the first to clone a dog, reigniting a longstanding ethical debate. What do you think?

  • “This is a crucial breakthrough, as it's nearly impossible to get two dogs to fuck anymore.”

    Gary Burch –
    Purchasing Agent

  • “I heard that cloned dog is highly unstable. Supposedly, if you pet it, its head'll, like, blow up.”

    Kim Casarez –
    Assessor

  • “As a Christian fundamentalist with a literal stance toward interpreting Scripture, I can't help but think that this could have saved Noah a lot of deck space.”

    Dede Greenwald –
    NA Counselor

  • “Did they rip the dog in two? Because that's how I cloned my starfish.”

    Joshua Green –
    Pile-Driver Operator

  • “The terrifying world of the future turns out to be pretty friggin' cute. Puppy! Puppy!

    Bulah Albers –
    Systems Analyst

  • “I'm not sure what I think about the Koreans cloning a dog, but I'm pretty sure I know what my hateful loudmouth racist of a neighbor's gonna say.”

    Mark Golin –
    Watchmaker

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