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    Dogs

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•34 • Aug 24, 2009
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    • Area Dog Will Never Live Up To Dog On Purina Bag

      KANSAS CITY, MO—Although those close to Buster characterize him as a good boy, the area collie-rottweiler mix reported Monday that he will never live up to the standard set by the show-quality golden retriever on the Purina Dog Chow bag.
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    • New Dog Digs Up Old Dog

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    • Drug-Sniffing Dog Develops Taste For Bit-O-Honeys

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    • Dog Breeders Issue Massive Recall Of '07 Pugs

      WASHINGTON, DC—While pug owners are accustomed to chronic dog malfunction, the latest animals are prone to more than the usual overheating, seizures, and joint failure.
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    • Dog Befriends Roomba

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    • Restaurant Fires Pizza-Delivery Dog

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    • So-Called Obese Pets Held To Unrealistic Body Standards

      CHICAGO—To the casual eye, Tippy might appear to be a regular Labrador. He loves sunbathing at the park, watching squirrels, and getting loads of attention from passersby.
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    • Dog Urine Lowers Heart-Attack Risk, Say Snickering Researchers

      BALTIMORE—A team of researchers at Johns Hopkins University have found a link between the consumption of dog urine and the decreased likelihood of heart attacks, team leaders announced Tuesday in cracking, uneven voices.
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    • Nation's Dog Owners Demand To Know Who's A Good Boy

      WASHINGTON, DC–Bearing facial expressions ranging from goofy to adoring, dog owners from across the U.S. gathered in the nation's capital Monday, demanding to know who's a good boy.
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