American Voices

Dogs As Smart As 2-Year-Olds

September 14, 2009 | ISSUE 45•38

Researchers have found that dogs are capable of comprehending up to 250 words, can count to five, and are capable of deception, putting them on par with 2-year-old children. What do you think?

  • Not my 2-year-old. He's pretty dumb.

    David Munro
    Systems Analyst

  • If that's true, then why was everyone at the park so shocked when my dog kept asking me, 'Why?'"

    Paulette Long
    Window Framer

  • Not only was my pit bull as smart as a 2-year-old, he was also many times stronger than a 9-year-old, according to the county coroner's office."

    Michael Kimball
    Joint Filler

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