Dolphins And The Military
0In a move that has outraged many animal-rights activists, the U.S. Navy is using dolphins to find underwater mines in Iraqi harbors. What do you think?
“It's one thing to put human lives at risk in a war, but dolphins? That's just unconscionable.”
Arthur Bond –
Systems Analyst“I support the U.S. dolphin military program. For many dolphins, the G.I. Bill is the only way they can afford college.”
George Goff –
Auto Mechanic“As someone who wore a T-shirt with a dolphin on it almost every day in fourth grade, I find this development troubling. My nickname in school was 'fishshirt.'”
Dorothea Klapp –
Graphic Designer“I gave up canned tuna for the dolphins, and now they're just blowing them to shit?”
Melvin Adams –
Electrician“Sure, they'll tell you about the success of the Navy dolphins, but will they tell you about the 10,000-dolphin protest in Chicago last weekend?”
Eleanor Reese –
Painter“This is the military. We should be amazed they're not using baby chicks.”
Dan Mora –
Civil Engineer
