Don't You Fret, America

Quote ISSUE 48•20 May 14, 2012

"But don't you fret, America. If you ever feel like your government is getting too big or too intrusive, just give a little whistle, and there I'll be. I'll be there quicker'n you can spit." – Ron Paul

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