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June 21, 2011 | ISSUE 47•24

Dressing Up For Going Out

It's always hard to decide what to wear when you're going out for the evening. Here are some ways to look your best for a night on the town:

  • Show a lot of cleavage, especially if you’re a woman.
  • Ten fingers, ten rings.
  • A black shirt can be quite slimming, especially when paired with exercise.
  • A simple, classic T-shirt always says "I'm here to have fun." Unless of course it actually says "Doctor Who."
  • Dress to impress, especially if you’re going to hit up a job interview after the club.
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