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    Drinking

    Slideshow • Entertainment • drinking • ISSUE 45•27 • Aug 4, 2009
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    • Having-One-Beer Plan Goes Awry

      YPSILANTI, MI—Due to outside influence and unforeseen events, the having-one-beer plan that 29-year-old Keith Flemming devised at the outset of Monday evening went awry.
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    • Unemployed Scientists Prove Dog Likes Beer

      NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—After carefully scrutinizing the data and witnessing a replication of the experiment, researchers concluded the dog really liked beer.
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    • Alcoholic-Beverage-Consumer Confidence Skyrockets

      NEW YORK—Alcoholic-beverage-consumer confidence hit a record high Friday between the hours of 5 p.m. and 3 a.m., briefly reaching 105.3 points before dropping to 94.2 at last call.
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    • Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mother Know What You Really Think

      CHICAGO—Subjects who drank five glasses or more showed an increased ability to recall each time their mothers had been unsupportive of boyfriends or husbands.
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    • Police Baffled By Bottle-Shaped Paper Bag

      BRIDGEPORT, CT—Law-enforcement officials were confounded by a mysterious bottle-shaped paper bag Monday.
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    • Hungover Couple Unaware They Broke Up Last Night

      MINNEAPOLIS—Area couple Gene Hayter and Amy Peterman spent most of Sunday tenderly helping each other nurse massive hangovers, unaware that they broke up in a bitter, alcohol-fueled rage during the night.
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    • Man With Complete Mama's Family Video Library Never Going On eBay Drunk Again

      NEWTON, MA—In a solemn pledge to himself and the world, Kevin Wollersheim, the new owner of a complete Mama's Family video library, announced Monday that he will
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    • Phantom Diner Appears Only To Those In Their Drunkest Hour

      ROCHESTER, NY—Those who have visited the diner agree that it uncannily appears after no fewer than nine incantations of "Dude, I am so fucking wasted."
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    • Bargoer Starts To Hit Stride After Hitting On Fifth Girl

      JACKSONVILLE, FL—Brad Framik, a contract attorney at Russell Law Offices and self-described "player," announced Saturday that he was "starting to hit my stride" after unsuccessfully coming on to five women at the Red Rock nightclub.
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    • Empty Beer Bottle Released Into Wild

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