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All-American Ticket Hails From Alaska, Panama Canal Zone
09.17.08 | ISSUE 44•38
Crumpled-Up Potato Chip Bag Spotted In Bathroom Trash Can
09.10.08 | ISSUE 44•37
McCain Silences Critics With Perfectly Executed Cartwheel
09.09.08 | ISSUE 44•37
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World's Most Advanced Yo-Yo Doesn't Need You
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Area Ostrich Lashes Out Against Unnecessarily Restrictive Zoning Laws
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