The Onion got cold feet last week about publishing an exposé on Mexican drug lord Chuy "The Killer" Muñoz. We're still not going to print it, and we just want to make sure he knows that.
The Onion apologizes for leaving the drawbridge down overnight.
Last Wednesday, The Onion used the word “jaunt” well over 10 times in the article “Suspect Jaunts Off With Stolen Cash.” The Onion regrets leaning ...
Last Tuesday’s edition of The Onion was actually the October 1990 issue of Sports Illustrated For Kids.