0The Onion got cold feet last week about publishing an exposé on Mexican drug lord Chuy "The Killer" Muñoz. We're still not going to print it, and we just want to make sure he knows that.
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We're So Sorry
The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.
Homegrown Terrorism
The headline of Tuesday's article about homegrown terrorism was not as alarmist as it could have been.
You Were Right
After defending Cindy for years, The Onion finally realized she’s no good. You were right.
