American Voices

Drug-Resistant Staph Widespread

October 19, 2007 | ISSUE 43•42

A study from the Centers for Disease Control found that potentially deadly drug-resistant staph infections were more prevalent than originally believed. What do you think?

  • Yeah, well, I bet they're not fist-resistant.

    JoAnn Ways
    Systems Analyst

  • If things keep going the way they're going, I might actually get to blast a zombie with a shotgun.

    Jason Weintraub
    Deli Clerk

  • And you don't even get to have sex with the person in order to catch this disease? Sometimes I really hate nature.

    Ralph Barnes
    Consultant

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