American Voices

Drunken Gibson Offends Cops

August 4, 2006 | ISSUE 42•31

After being pulled over, actor Mel Gibson went on a drunken tirade in which he blamed the Jews for being the cause of all the wars and referred to a female officer as "Sugar Tits." What do you think?

  • I'm grateful to him. During my DWI arrest a couple years ago, I didn't have the guts to tell the truth about Israel.

    Nancy Smith
    Publicist

  • In typical fashion, the media is trying to sensationalize this relatively tame incident. You name me one person in your workplace who hasn't called someone Sugar Tits.

    Ving Daives
    Mortician

  • See the lesson here? Never let a Jew get you drunk.

    Andrei Todman
    Astrophysics Professor

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