Drunken Gibson Offends Cops

American Voicescelebritiesdrugs ISSUE 42•31 Aug 4, 2006

After being pulled over, actor Mel Gibson went on a drunken tirade in which he blamed the Jews for being the cause of all the wars and referred to a female officer as "Sugar Tits." What do you think?

  • “I'm grateful to him. During my DWI arrest a couple years ago, I didn't have the guts to tell the truth about Israel.”

    Nancy Smith –
    Publicist

  • “In typical fashion, the media is trying to sensationalize this relatively tame incident. You name me one person in your workplace who hasn't called someone Sugar Tits.”

    Ving Daives –
    Mortician

  • “See the lesson here? Never let a Jew get you drunk.”

    Andrei Todman –
    Astrophysics Professor

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