'Duke Nukem Forever' Finally Released

After more than 13 years in development, the latest installment in the Duke Nukem series of first-person shooter video games was released Tuesday. What do you think?

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  “Susan is not a fan. Susan is more into third-person shooters. If you catch Susan's drift.”

  Susan Corrigan –
  Systems Analyst

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  “Looks like I can tell my grandfather he can finally die now.”

  Bob Farmer –
  Bag Sewer

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  “In middle school I was so excited at the promise of seeing three-dimensional boobs, but now that I'm grown up, I can get that by playing Grand Theft Auto.”

  Craig Pistel –
  Leader Tier