'Duke Nukem Forever' Finally Released

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 47•24 Jun 17, 2011

After more than 13 years in development, the latest installment in the Duke Nukem series of first-person shooter video games was released Tuesday. What do you think?

  • “Susan is not a fan. Susan is more into third-person shooters. If you catch Susan's drift.”

    Susan Corrigan –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Looks like I can tell my grandfather he can finally die now.”

    Bob Farmer –
    Bag Sewer

  • “In middle school I was so excited at the promise of seeing three-dimensional boobs, but now that I'm grown up, I can get that by playing Grand Theft Auto.”

    Craig Pistel –
    Leader Tier

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