'Duke Nukem Forever' Finally Released

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'Duke Nukem Forever' Finally Released

June 17, 2011 | ISSUE 47•24

After more than 13 years in development, the latest installment in the Duke Nukem series of first-person shooter video games was released Tuesday. What do you think?

Susan is not a fan. Susan is more into third-person shooters. If you catch Susan's drift.

Susan Corrigan
Systems Analyst
Looks like I can tell my grandfather he can finally die now.

Bob Farmer
Bag Sewer
In middle school I was so excited at the promise of seeing three-dimensional boobs, but now that I'm grown up, I can get that by playing Grand Theft Auto.

Craig Pistel
Leader Tier

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