With the spring reading season upon us, here’s a list of what I consider to be the best 100 of the books I’ve written. (Out-of-print and small-press books can be ordered through me personally.)
- American Blood: Inside America's Billion-Dollar Blood Industry
- What The Baby Saw: A Memoir Of Infidelity
- Ultimate Game Changer: A Guide To Your Barnes & Noble Nook
- All Things Birch & Beautiful: A Celebration Of Faith, Love, And Family
- Slam Duncan
- Shaping A Nation: How Land Reclamation Saved Our Ports
- How To Draw Cartoon Characters
- In Search Of Souter
- Living, Loving, Laughing: On The Campaign Trail With Mitt Romney
- Promises Unkept: The Rise And Fall Of Benicio Del Toro
- American Immobile: How Obesity And Laziness Will Save Our Country
- Hunting For Lincoln's Bones
- Living in GUNmerica
- The Power of Authority: How The President Accomplishes His Agenda
- What Oil Crisis?: How The Media Made A Frenzy Out Of A Few Long Gas Station Lines
- James Madison: An American Name
- The Bias Against Political Violence In US Culture
- Black and White: The Only Races That Matter
- MLK's "I Have A Dream Speech" And The Rise of Political Pontification in Outdoor Speeches Near Reflecting Pools
- Whatever Happened To RFK?
- Country Crock: Why The USA Is Not Technically a State
- Finding Government In Unlikely Places
- The Congress In Your Garbage Pail: How Waste Disposal Defines Our Political System -->-->-->
- The Littlest Chief Of Staff (Children's Book)
- The Littlest Chief Of Staff Resigns In Shame (Children's Book)
- Dining With PR People: A Treatise On The Simple Joys of the Campaign Trail
- The Three Notions That Will Scare The American Public Into Electing You President
- Cult Of PersonaliTREE: How To Cultivate A Winning Superhero Myth For Your Campaign
- The Body Politic Is A Liberty Tree: Nurturing The Valuable "Public Root"
- Body Politic As Liberty Tree Revisited: Pruning the Leaves of Protest
- Net Neutrality: Epitaph For America?
- Finding Obama In Ourselves
- Dogs and Cats and Independents!: A Book About The Lighter Side Of Politics
- The Guys In The Gulag: On Friendship and Prison-Reporting From Soviet Russia
- Land Of The Free, Home Of The Morons: How 'Dumbing Down' Makes America Great
- Wayfinder: How I Walked Across Grand Rapids, MI Without A Map
- Signposts To Freedom: A Detailed History Of Signage In The U.S. Capitol
- Devouring The Devoured: How Bad Policy Takes Food Out Of Our Own Mouths
- How America Got Fat: So Fat That Their Fat Pours Over The Sides Of The Clothing They Wear
- Blogging Towards Gomorrah: How Blogging Ruined My Marriage And Yours
- Induced Coma: A Near-Death Health Care System
- How To Win A Seat In Congress Without Breaking The Bank
- The Entire Supreme Court Is Unconstitutional
- Show Me The Gunny: How Concealed Weapons Statutes Endanger Us All
- Knocking Heads Of State: How Politics Became A Headbutter's Game
- Sharpen The Fucking Pencil: How To Fix Our Education System
- Erasable Pen: How Congress Must Rescind Our National Educational Standards
- Unworthy Of Our Own Children: How Our Teachers Behave Nowadays
- 150 Constitutional Amendments America Needs Right Now
- Bay Of Prigs: Why San Francisco Should Secede
- Prying Open Pandora's Box: Why So-Called "Freedom of Information" Is National Suicide
- Vietnam In Reverse
- A Rear-View Democracy
- The View From The Cupola: A Memoir
- Climbing The Washington Monument: A Symbolic Adventure Story
- Was George Washington Schizophrenic?
- Martin Luther King Jr.: Plagiarizer Of Jesus
- Did Malcolm X Deserve A Movie?
- Invisible Ink: How The Constitution Is Written In Invisible Ink
- How To Fix The Department of the Interior
- Threat To Our Sequels
- Race, Gender, Identity, Society, Politics, Nature In Post-Modern America
- A Wiccan's Guide To Social Issues
- My Virtual Wife
- 1 Daddy 2, Red Daddy Blue
- Southwestern Escapes
- Communication: The Best Spell
- Birch Bellows: Duncan Birch Sounds Off
- Exploiting Without Exploitation
- Always Get Pepperoni On Your 'Za And Other Life Lessons
- America's Most Controversial Non-Stories
- Family: The Screaming Backbone Of America
- America's Most Exclusive Trainyards
- Time Snake
- The Pleasure Myth
- Trick-Ass Bitches: An Illustrated History
- If You Can't Stand The Heat, Think Outside The Box
- The Three Things You Need To Know About Foreigners
- Hallowhy?
- The Pirate And The Lady
- Slam Duncan
- Birch Control
- Framing The Big Picture
- The Case Against Water Buffalo
- Help Others For Profit
- Africa 2.0
- Why The Facts Are Wrong
- Remembering The Past
- Personal Jets On A Budget
- Rich Like Me: The Duncan Birch Story
- How To Vote For Winners
- Fudgie The Boy
- The Six Worst Continents
- Daddy, What's An Orca?
- The War After The War
- America The Enclave
- America's Love Affair With Things That Go
- Farewell, Beloved Sentra
- Surfeit Of Love: Marriage And Romance In The Favelas
- My Personal Friend Mark Wahlberg



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