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Football Fan Wears Off-Season Body Paint
04.02.03 | ISSUE 39•12
U.S. Takes Out Key Iraqi Bases In Midnight Raid
03.26.03 | ISSUE 43•12 ISSUE 39•11
New Bomb Capable Of Creating 1,500 New Terrorists In Single Blast
Completely Out-Of-Control Cell Phone Nearly Vibrates Itself Off Table
01.04.11 | ISSUE 47•01
Hero Shop Saves Hundreds From Hunger
03.22.11 | ISSUE 47•12
'Maybe Hang Out In The Water Awhile, Then Look For Some Old Bread,' Duck Tells Self
01.08.12 | ISSUE 48•01
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