Earhart Died On Pacific Island

American Voices • Opinion • ISSUE 48•23 • Jun 5, 2012

The International Group for Historic Aircraft Recovery has concluded that Amelia Earhart died on an uninhabited island after running out of fuel. What do you think?

“As long as it's not too late to amend the postage stamps to incorporate this information.”
Shane Jawitz –
Guyline Operator
“If you're flying around the world it's really important to have enough fuel.”
Albertina Spagnuolo –
Limer
“Well, that's too damn bad. I'm not rewriting act three of my new play Amelia & The Overpopulated Peninsula She Died On.”
Stefan Marshall –
Unemployed

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