Earliest American Scat Found
The earliest-known fossilized feces was found recently in Oregon, placing humans on the American continents 1000 years earlier than previously believed. What do you think?
-
I like to think that in thousands of years somebody is going to be looking at my poop.
Sarah Fripp
Systems Analyst -
Oh, sure. The only difference between a Nobel Prize and an injunction is a couple hundred thousand years.
Errol Judd
Line Cook -
How can we be sure that some ancient nerd didn't just carry an already thousand-year-old petrified turd with him when he crossed over the land bridge from Asia?
Albert MacKay
Mechanic
More American Voices
- « Peanut Allergies May Be Cured (May 8, 2008)
- Optimism Can't Beat Cancer » (May 12, 2008)
Recent American Voices
Recent News »
-
New Photos Reveal Stress Of Obama's First Term In Office Has Rapidly Aged Americans
-
Intelligent, Condescending Life Discovered In Distant Galaxy
-
Congressman Hurt To Discover Lobbyist Not Really His Friend
-
Cartoon Network Celebrates Brak History Month
-
'Huffington Post' Employee Sucked Into Aggregation Turbine
-
Obama Criticized For Living In Lavish Mansion While Most Americans Struggle To Make Ends Meet
-
FDA Urges Americans To Check Out Weird-Looking Potato
-
Abusive Father Can't Wait To See The Art He's Inspiring His Kids To Create
Facebook