Earliest American Scat Found

The earliest-known fossilized feces was found recently in Oregon, placing humans on the American continents 1000 years earlier than previously believed. What do you think?

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  “I like to think that in thousands of years somebody is going to be looking at my poop.”

  Sarah Fripp –
  Systems Analyst

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  “Oh, sure. The only difference between a Nobel Prize and an injunction is a couple hundred thousand years.”

  Errol Judd –
  Line Cook

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  “How can we be sure that some ancient nerd didn't just carry an already thousand-year-old petrified turd with him when he crossed over the land bridge from Asia?”

  Albert MacKay –
  Mechanic