Earliest American Scat Found

The earliest-known fossilized feces was found recently in Oregon, placing humans on the American continents 1000 years earlier than previously believed. What do you think?

  • “I like to think that in thousands of years somebody is going to be looking at my poop.”

    Sarah Fripp –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Oh, sure. The only difference between a Nobel Prize and an injunction is a couple hundred thousand years.”

    Errol Judd –
    Line Cook

  • “How can we be sure that some ancient nerd didn't just carry an already thousand-year-old petrified turd with him when he crossed over the land bridge from Asia?”

    Albert MacKay –
    Mechanic

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