Earliest Americans' Traces Found In Texas

Stone tools recently uncovered in a Texas creek valley were found to be 15,500 years old, making them the earliest known artifacts of what may have been the very first Americans. What do you think?

  • “That same county also boasts traces of the very latest Americans." ”

    Nathaniel Albarn –
    Jigsaw Operator

  • “Well, at least they haven't named them yet, which means my tattoo is easily fixable." ”

    Jane Hewlett –
    Looper

  • “I'm just afraid this news is going to give Texans the impression that they’re somehow superior to everyone else."”

    Ben Nakamura –
    Systems Analyst

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