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Model To Give Acting A Shot
05.24.00 | ISSUE 36•19
Top Cute
05.17.00 | ISSUE 36•18
Sentient Couch Thinks It Would Look Good Over By The Window
The American Dream: What Does That Part About Kissing The Gym Teacher Mean?
01.20.99 | ISSUE 35•02
New Railway Line To Be Built Straight Up Your Ass
10.22.96 | ISSUE 30•11
Ceiling Fan's One Burning Ambition To Come Loose And Murder Everyone In Denny's
01.15.11 | ISSUE 47•02
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