Earthquake Rattles New England

A rare 4.0 earthquake centered in Maine shook much of New England, including the Boston metro area, for several seconds yesterday evening, though no reports of damage were recorded. What do you think?

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  “Oh my God, I hope Stephen King is okay!”

  A.J. Ahi –
  Systems Analyst

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  “I bet those eggheads at MIT were crying out ‘Oh, no, we know exactly what’s happening,’ like a bunch of scared idiots.”

  Richard Masoner –
  Lacquerer

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  “With all that’s been going on in the world, I wouldn’t be surprised if this was just God’s way of telling us there is some slight geological instability in the earth’s crust in that particular region.”

  Tamara Furia –
  Greeting Card Editor