Earth's Moon Shrinking

Recent analysis of the moon showed geographic features indicating that earth's only natural satellite is gradually contracting. What do you think?

  • “C'mon, what are these guys, stupid? It'll grow back. It does every month." ”

    Bill Gira –
    Hand Knotter

  • “See? Everyone laughed at me when I mentioned how the moon looked smaller the other night. But who's laughing now?" ”

    Lindsey Westberg –
    Machine Adjuster

  • “While its nemesis, Phobos, grows ever stronger."”

    Steve Hahn –
    Unemployed

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