American Voices

Ebert and Roeper Leaving 'Ebert and Roeper'

July 23, 2008 | ISSUE 44•30

Film critic Roger Ebert and Chicago Sun-Times columnist Richard Roeper have opted not to renew their contract with Disney, thereby ending their show after eight years together. What do you think?

  • And thus the sun sets on the golden era of opposable-digit-based art criticism.

    Rebecca Roos
    Upholsterer

  • Ebert said the elephant acting like a dog in George Of The Jungle 'blindsided him with laughter.' Now how do you feel about the news?

    Sam Ryder
    Filing Clerk

  • This is going to be like navigating a canal without a gondola driver. Whoa, isn't that a great metaphor? Should I be a movie critic?

    Chris Lowry
    Systems Analyst

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