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Economic Stimulus Package On Its Way

January 28, 2008 | ISSUE 44•05

Congress agreed on an economic stimulus package that would give individual taxpayers a rebate of up to $600. What do you think?

  • Perfect. That should cover my moving costs to Toronto.

    Tom Nagle
    Systems Analyst

  • I wish that once in a while, Congress would give me a tax rebate not to boost their economy, but because they love me.

    Julia Wilding
    Parole Officer

  • I hope buying $600 worth of waffles helps the economy, because that's what I'm going to do.

    Neville Head
    Dog Trainer

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