American Voices

Economy Down, Crimestoppers Tips Up

July 10, 2008 | ISSUE 44•28

As food and gas increase in price, so, too, do calls to Crimestoppers looking to trade tips for reward money. What do you think?

  • I've just been hitting people with my car who somewhat resemble any of the wanted posters down at the post office.

    Ross Pederson
    Truck Driver

  • This is quite a quandary. I need to purchase a Stop Snitching shirt and DVD, but I can't afford them without calling Crimestoppers.

    Henry Wakeman
    Fruit Picker

  • What a waste of time. Now, being an FBI informant–that's where the real money's at.

    Debbie Flemming
    Accountant

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