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Burger King Unveils New Low-Fat Cashier
03.17.98 | ISSUE 33•10
Precocious Teen Able To Read, Write
Nation's Sports Fans Shocked By Truth About 'We Will Rock You' Anthem
Newly Discovered Fossils Reveal Prehistoric Humans Were Bony
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Willow Rented
04.22.98 | ISSUE 33•15
Rachael Ray Snaps Chicken's Neck Live On Air
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