American Voices

Edwards Alleged To Have Love Child

September 23, 2009 | ISSUE 45•39

According to an ex-aide, former Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards may have fathered a child with a videographer on his campaign staff. What do you think?

  • This is the weirdest attempt at a political comeback I've ever seen."

    Ruby Ellroy
    House Steward

  • Doesn't she know that having sex with John Edwards gives you cancer?"

    Morgan Chandler
    Calciner Operator

  • Well, that settles it. He'll never get the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination."

    Jeff Willeford
    Systems Analyst

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