Edwards Discourages Sympathy Vote

Presidential contender John Edwards said that he does not want people to support him just because his wife has cancer. What do you think?

  • “Fine. I'll just take my sympathy vote elsewhere then!”

    Colleen Chung –
    Usher

  • “What a hero. To not exploit your wife's illness for political gain is really quite admirable.”

    Christopher Banner –
    Systems Analyst

  • “How dare this man try to dictate to me which trivial reasons I use to pick who I'll vote for?”

    Fred Plumber –
    Wrought Iron Gate Installer

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