NORMAN, OK—Eunice Stephens, 89, announced Monday her intentions to both teeter and quiver this week. According to Stephens, she will most likely teeter when walking up and down stairs, swaying slightly to the right, then correcting herself by over-compensating to the left. “As for quivering, I will do that when talking to people and when putting on my glasses,” Stephens said. “I am also considering quivering when lifting my tea cup to my mouth.” Stephens’s five children, all of whom live at great distances and only speak to her on birthdays and holidays, were unable to attend the press conference.