Election Madness
0With Florida's results in doubt, several other states mulling recounts, and both Bush and Gore threatening legal action, the winner of the Nov. 7 presidential election has yet to be determined. What do you think?
“Gore should concede and let Bush have the presidency. After all, he's truly earned it.”
Len Ruffin –
Meat Packer“I just hope they do a revote in my district. I'm pretty sure I accidentally voted for Leo Koepke for county clerk instead of Barb Shultz.”
Elaine Pasqua –
Homemaker“The only clear mandate I see emerging from this election is that elderly Palm Beach Jews want an end to abortion and affirmative action.”
Bethany Aldrete –
Teacher“Man, that Doris Kearns Goodwin must be wetting her pants over this.”
Donald Youmans –
Chiropractor“This has been an incredibly difficult time for me, not knowing whether to invest in Solarcorp or GloboPetrochemical.”
Andrew Deshaies –
Systems Analyst“See, now this is why I don't vote.”
Patrick Bosio –
Auto Mechanic
