Eminem Remarries Ex-Wife

American Voices • ISSUE 42•03 • Jan 19, 2006

Eminem, aka Marshal Mathers, remarried his ex-wife Kim, about whom he had written a song involving her murder and dismemberment. What do you think?

“Rejoice! The poet doth rediscover his muse!”
Diego Lasterna –
Sheriff's Deputy
“In my song, I told my wife to die. Okay, it wasn't strictly a 'song.'”
Marc Tracy –
Usher
“I look forward to the return of Slim Shady's married rage. His 'bachelor' rhymes about microwave burritos and going to the laundromat were getting pretty stale.”
Amanda Harding –
Publisher

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