American Voices

Eminem Remarries Ex-Wife

January 19, 2006 | ISSUE 42•03

Eminem, aka Marshal Mathers, remarried his ex-wife Kim, about whom he had written a song involving her murder and dismemberment. What do you think?

  • Rejoice! The poet doth rediscover his muse!

    Diego Lasterna
    Sheriff's Deputy

  • In my song, I told my wife to die. Okay, it wasn't strictly a 'song.'

    Marc Tracy
    Usher

  • I look forward to the return of Slim Shady's married rage. His 'bachelor' rhymes about microwave burritos and going to the laundromat were getting pretty stale.

    Amanda Harding
    Publisher

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