Engagement Accouncement

CorrectionsOpinion Apr 15, 2009

The issue from two weeks ago included an engagement announcement for Ron Perez and Marcy Jayson. Mr. Perez informs us that he is not engaged to Ms. Jayson and that a court has in fact issued an order of protection against her. The Onion rescinds its congratulations.

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