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    Entertainment 2008 In Review

    Slideshow • Entertainment • ISSUE 44•52 • Dec 19, 2008
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    • Dick Clark Still Sitting There

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    • Jamie Lynn Spears Loses Custody Of Fetus

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    • Susan Sarandon Masturbated To For Old Time's Sake

      ATHENS, GA—David Unger's return to Sarandon-fueled penile stimulation is, in part, a result of his deep respect for the actress, one that transcends her beauty.
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    • Michel Gondry Entertained For Days By New Cardboard Box

      NEW YORK—Gondry greeted members of the press by placing the box over his head and declaring that he was a lonely building without a skyline to call home.
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    • Guy Who Says 'Previously On Heroes' Wishes He Was Guy Who Says 'Previously On Lost'

      LOS ANGELES—If it were up to him, voice actor David Cavanaugh would emphasize the t in Lost to avoid trailing off and leaving viewers confused and adrift.
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    • Oprah Launches Own Reality

      CHICAGO—"Oprah was always the queen of her time slot, and now she is the queen of Time," said Winfrey's publicist on day one of "Year O" in the new reality.
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    • Comedian Jim Breuer At College Party For Some Reason

      COLUMBIA, MO—
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    • Soderbergh In The Park To Stage Production Of 'Ocean's Twelve'

      NEW YORK—Skeptics will be pleased traditional Soderberghian themes are present: anger, betrayal, and the travails of cool, wealthy people who plan crime capers.
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    • Aaron Sorkin Announces New 'West Wing' Animated Series At SorCon

      SAN DIEGO—The new series will provide die-hard "Sorkies" with extended 40-minute walk-and-talks, faster dialogue, and a cast of over 70 main characters.
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    • 900-Pound Giant Squid Joins Cast Of 'The View'

      NEW YORK—
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