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Erectile Dysfunction Linked To Heart Disease Fatality

March 19, 2010 | ISSUE 46•11

German researchers have found that erectile dysfunction is a strong indicator that a man will die from heart disease. What do you think?

  • Are those men really dying from heart disease, or from the sheer humiliation of being terrible at sex?"

    Jamie Pierce
    Systems Analyst

  • Gee, it just doesn't seem like being impotent is worth the trouble."

    Bob Dotson
    Flame Gouger

  • Why are you telling me this? What have you heard?"

    Alex Powers
    Incubator Helper

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