ESP Lab Closing
A Princeton University lab studying extrasensory perception (ESP) is closing. What do you think?
“Yes! The Duluth Tarot Institute is back on top!”
Matt Sharma –
Motorcycle Mechanic“This does not bode well for Yale's Department of Goblin Studies or for Brown's Center for Skunk Ape and Yeti Research.”
Bradley Terwilliger –
Gardener“This will come as a huge blow to the students who relied on this lab to provide insight to their futures as investment bankers, consultants, and Secretaries of Defense.”
Nina Parks –
Bartender




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