American Voices

ESP Lab Closing

February 15, 2007 | ISSUE 43•07

A Princeton University lab studying extrasensory perception (ESP) is closing. What do you think?

  • Yes! The Duluth Tarot Institute is back on top!

    Matt Sharma
    Motorcycle Mechanic

  • This does not bode well for Yale's Department of Goblin Studies or for Brown's Center for Skunk Ape and Yeti Research.

    Bradley Terwilliger
    Gardener

  • This will come as a huge blow to the students who relied on this lab to provide insight to their futures as investment bankers, consultants, and Secretaries of Defense.

    Nina Parks
    Bartender

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