Walk in heavenly, pristine halls of alabaster with the Lord at your side. Slumber in gossamer bedding to the soothing strains of golden-voiced cherubim. All this for the mere price of simply loving your neighbor—but not too much, or you’ll end up somewhere else.
Has radioactive decay tripped the mechanism that sends the hammer swinging, smashing the vial of poison and killing the cat that resides inside, or does the cat still live? Buy this house and find out!
Beautiful house in an upscale neighborhood with four bedrooms, modern kitchen, walk-in closets, and absolutely no bathrooms where vile, disgusting acts could be performed.
The caretaker of this comfortable, sunny 1-bedroom apartment will fix any maintenance issue in a timely and professional manner without your ever knowing what the ...